just cut it out

havent posted in a while~
hmm as annie said, this blog has been POLLUTED BY TEENAGE ANGSTY FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS. URGH. NOT GOOD
so to make up, here's some research i have been doing to lighten the mood and hopefully cancel out all those mushy unnecessary things humans call EMOTIONS

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SECTION MAY BE TMI
okay a while ago i was doing a random poll to see which side guys like to keep their ding dongs in their pants. after asking around 25? people and many awkward silences, i found that 20 percent keep middle, 20 percent keep left and the REST KEEP RIGHT. hmm. then i linked this find to another piece of information: the dingdong goes to the side with the smaller ball! ie a lefty would have a smaller left ball. it kinda makes sense because given the limited space in tight jeans, it would be foolish to keep two big objects on one side, then have all this space remaining on your smaller side.
BUT we still do not know which causes what. does having a preferred side from an early age stunt the growth of one ball? or does a smaller ball create the preferred side? and what about those middlers? do they have equal sized balls? oh the mystery... i dont think people will divulge any more information so my research ends here :(

OH and after an extremely short survey, i found that all females are middlers ==" guess i should have known.

-Rkim