i see my name in shining lights

A confused 9 year old child goes up to his mum and asks, 'is god male or female?'
His mum, after thinking for a while says, 'honey, god is both male and female.'
This confuses the boy even more, so he asks, 'is god black or white?'
To which his mum replies, 'god is both black and white.'
'Then is god gay or straight?'
The mother is concerned at this point, but replies anyway, 'god is both gay and straight'
The boy then asks, 'then what does god look like?'

LOL

-Rkim