Saturday, September 18, 2010

you look outside and all you see is rain

helloooo dear readers! long time no blog. as many of you know, i have had quite a few things going on in my life, one of which was going to AMERICA. maybe now you are expecting a long recount of my stay there? well, YOU ARE NOT GETTING ONE! mainly because i just dont have the time just cant be bothered to retell 10 days of events, and partially because it is a very good lesson to learn that you don't always get what you expect in life :P

instead, you will get to read about my recent random thoughts! how fun.

PRE-ARTICLE
Just speaking theoretically, you would obviously put a old building on top of a new building, right? because you would want the strongest part to be the foundation. but this can never happen! if a building is at the bottom, then naturally, it will have to be older than the building on the top :O

MAIN ARTICLE
Teddy bears are really cute right? but think about the actual animal. real bears are huge towering tonnes of muscle and bone, pratically capable of ripping apart a human. so what is it that makes bears so cute in their teddy form? well firstly, they come without their killer weapons, i.e. their claws and their razor teeth. next, they most likely come with an 'awww accessory' most likely a bow tie, a ribbon, a candy cane, a love heart cushion etc. third, they have no mind of their own, so even without their teeth or claws, they will most likely not try to rip you apart if you squeeze it too hard. lastly, their colour is changed to a happy light brown rather than the dirty black brown that they usually are... this got me thinking, if you 1. remove danger 2. add 'awww' 3. make it not real 4. change into nice colour ... ANY creature could be potentially transformed to be cute! take the giant T-rex. in jurassic park, that thing was to reappear in nightmares! then comes yoshi in super mario and revolutionises the dinosaur look. further examples include: 'the blob' into kirby, potential paedophiles into captain underpants, and most importantly, italians into mario.

NEWSFLASH: R triple K is back in business! now with bigger and better features ;)

-Rkim

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