haydaze

HAY-lo everyone its been a while :) mega-boring holidays one week down one to go :D

yet again more retarded ramblings, this time about hay...

if i have 1 haystack in shed A and 1 haystack in shed B, and i decide to put all my haystacks into shed C, then i have one haystack in shed C. ja? feels like i got jipped one haystack :(

but if you have 1 haystack and i have 1 haystack, then together we have 2 haystacks, not 1. hmmm

this leads to questioning the very nature of haystacks... how much hay makes a 'haystack'? surely a handful of hay is not a haystack, but one big stack of a billion tonnes of hay is still one haystack :/

which leads to a paradox. we know that there will be some mass of hay in a stack, say X grams of hay, that will be counted as the minimal amount of hay. lets make up new units for this. let Xgrams be 1 HY.

now we can conveniently say that, 'hey, this haystack has 7.5 HYs'

BUT then what is that .5HY? is that a haystack? if there is one haystack, then what is half of that haystack? is that no longer a haystack then? omfg confusing~

lelele i'll leave this for some food for thought.

ALSO when you are reading this, are you reading this in my voice? or your own inner voice? does that inner voice have a certain gender, and is this affected by the gender of the author you are reading? hmm more brain food.

happy holidays studying everyone~

-rkim

p.s. this was for you, 'beautiful' :L