A Recollection of Retarded Ramblings...

GUESS WHAT -  I'M BORED. so i made a collection of your favourite retarded ramblings one through ten :) enjoy

Rkim’s retarded ramblings #1



WELL WELL i was stoning as usual when i got back home... and thinking about the 2 weeks of GAYNESS that was about to come up D: WHEN i randomly started thinking about ORGAN TRANSPLANTING. and for some reason, kidneys popped into mind before liver or heart etc. human organs can sell up to 30k on the black market :O wtfreak that makes body-snatching a pretty steady source of income... anyways, it got me thinking, if you are missing a right kidney, and the only kidneys left in the organ donation place are left ones, is it possible to somehow 'rotate and insert' the left kidney? LOL and then you would feel weird coz you know that you have two left kidneys HAHAHA. ALSO is there a price difference between the right and left kidneys? which kidney reaps more money? and is there statistically a tendency for a certain side to fail more than another?






Rkim’s retarded ramblings #2


hmm one of the episodes of modern family a while back ended with a note that made me very curious. it went something like, the key to being a good father, is being there for your children; nothing more. but is this the case if your dad is a crazy violent ass with a drinking problem? seriously, if your dad is like that, then is it better for him to be with you or without you when you are little? if he is with you, you'd prolly have a messed up childhood by having such a crappy dad. if he leaves or something, then you'd still have a crappy childhood - a fatherless one - and the psychological damage would still be considerable. im really pretty stumped on this one... if YOUR dad was like this, which would YOU prefer? him staying or him leaving you?






Rkim’s retarded ramblings #3


you know when you do a shit, the smell of your own shit doesn't bother you at all? and other peoples shit smells like... well, shit. WELL i was wondering if other people's shit bothering you is because you KNOW its someone else's shit and its disgusting, OR it ACTUALLY smells different than your own shit. and does your own shit not smell so bad because you KNOW its your shit? so what im trying to say is, if a dude took a dump with a blindfold and an oxygen mask, and then was later given samples of his shit and other people's shit to smell, COULD HE CORRECTLY RECOGNISE HIS OWN SHIT FROM THE SMELL??? wow i wonder if anybody's actually done this before... the results would be interesting...






Rkim’s Retarded Ramblings #4


here is some pre-exam maths for you all to consider :)


being teenagers, we are all taught to practise 'safe sex' - but even safe sex has its flaws; some condoms fail D:


SO how far do you go to have real 'safe sex'?


we are given that a condom is successful only 98% of the time. therefore, it has a 0.02 chance of failing!


the chance of a condom failing is drastically reduced when using multiple condoms, the formula being: 0.02^n where n is the number of condoms used on top of eachother :L


assuming that a small number is negligible ONLY when a standard scientific calculator also ignores it, we come to the conclusion that one must where FIFTY-NINE condoms to have a fail percentage that can be ignored, yielding a 100% success rate :D BUT this does not end here: we must allow for rippages, manufacturing problems, etc... lets say 5-10% so add another 3-5 condoms!


-> so in the end, you must wear 62-65 condoms on top of eachother to have the PROPER safe sex ;D






Rkim’s retarded ramblings #5


ORANGE JUICE WITH PULP. IS NOT. ORANGE JUICE. WHAT THE HOLY BALLS. ORANGE JUICE SHOULD BE EXACTLY WHAT ITS CALLED. JUST JUICE. IF I WANT ORANGE JUICE, I JUST WANT ORANGE JUICE. I DONT WANT PULP. IF I WANTED PULP I WOULD EAT AN ORANGE GODDAMIT. AN ORANGE CONTAINS PULPS, WHICH CONTAIN JUICE. IF I ASK FOR ORANGE JUICE, THEN YOU GIVE ME THE JUICE ONLY. WHAT THE HELL. IF YOU WANT ORANGE JUICE WITH PULP, THEN GO EAT A FRICKING ORANGE.






Rkim’s retarded ramblings #6


The concept of an omnipotent deity controlling the outcomes of the earth is puzzling as always. How can god be omnipotent? Does he control all our actions? If not, why is he even a god anyway? There is nothing that we need to look up to him and pray for him to do – he cannot do it. Without omnipotence, he is just a fellow in the sky. So we assume that god is omnipotent, and controls the earth. Then, why does he let crimes occur in the world? Or does he know that they are going to happen, but does nothing to prevent them simply because it bemuses him? Does he let someone win the lottery, then turn around and give someone cancer? Does he ‘punish’ the world in some way because of our misdeeds, or do we do misdeeds because god is so unfair like that? We assume god to be such a caring and loving being. But how can we take this for granted? For all we know, Cain could have killed Abel because god was being a dick and wanted revenge… It’s an alteration of the age-old question: what came first? Man’s wrongdoings or god’s punishments?






Rkim’s retarded ramblings #7


why is it so hard to get a plain tub of chocolate ice cream these days? when you go to the frozen section of the supermarket, its always 'choc chip' or 'chocolate with choc chip'. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PUT CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN CHOCOLATE ICECREAM? WTF YOU CANT TASTE THE CHIPS ANYWAY, AND THEY MAKE THE ICECREAM TASTE LIKE A FRIGGING SAND BOWL. CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE, SO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PUT MORE CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN IT??? DO YOU EAT POTATOES WITH YOUR MASHED POTATOES? I THINK NOT. THEN THE SAME OBVIOUSLY FOLLOWS WITH CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. AND IF YOU CAN MAKE CHOCOLATE WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP ICECREAM, THEN WHY CANT YOU MAKE NORMAL CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM? YOU MAKE IT ANYWAY, JUST PACKAGE IT DIFFERENTLY. OMGNESH






Rkim’s retarded ramblings #8


I am really interested in the science behind the placebo effect. essentially it just boils down to mind over matter, doesn't it? if a person just believes hard enough, or is even brainwashed into believing something, it has potential to cure them. if so, would it be possible to brainwash terminal cancer patients into thinking that they have been cured, so that they have some hope of living? the placebo effect has been used many times in history, for example sham surgeries tricking people into thinking that they have been operated on, and then getting better. the ethics behind the placebo effect is quite questionable, which leads us to the placebo paradox. it may not be ethical to use the placebo effect in medicine (i.e. tricking patients), but it may also be unethical to not use something that might cure the patient...






rkim's retarded ramblings #9


isn't it great how two friends, given enough time and the right conditions, fall in love? i guess it is inevitable in the long run, whether the two people's chemistries just spontaneously coincide, or one just isn't able to function without the other. whichever it is, the science behind love is still a mystery to me. are two people destined to be with eachother, or do two people just become one through the correct conditions? for example, are A and B destined to be with eachother in life, or does A have an equal chance of being with B or C, but the circumstances led A to B instead of C? Did monica 'accidentally' go into chandler's bed because they were destined to be, or did monica have an equal chance of being with both joey and chandler, but her actions lead her to chandler? if so, then we can't help but wonder... what were the conditions required for A to be with C and how did it differ from the conditions that led to A being with B?






rkim's retarded ramblings #10


is it ever too late to apologise to somebody? at that moment, two people may be so mad at eachother so that they do not apologise for the things they have done. but is mankind so dickhead as to not accept an apology many years down the road? of course, this time period can differ depending on the enormity of the situation... but is it ever too late to apologise? my idea is that any decent person will forgive ANYBODY on their deathbed. but how can we tell when to apologise to a person, so that it is not immediately after so they tell you to piss off, but not too long to make it seem like you were a total dick that just didn't care before? it really is a tricky process... makes me rethink the complexity of everyday human interactions...

lovely how i ramble on about so much crap T.T

-Rkim