bird hunt II

Ag prelims today. Was very fail. Most people overstudied. I zerostudied :( anyway, after prelims samuel and I were uber high, so we decided to go bird hunting at lunch.

This time, there were no convenient stick spears around, so we armed ourselves with hand trowels and got a hoe and a watering can for alibis xD and set off to hunt some meat :) there were these birds with the spiky heads (you know the ones) perching conveniently near us. Immediate throw. Another close call :( seriously, my aiming is godly :D anyway, since the spiky dudes got away, we set off into the plot area, when we heard this bird start singing crazily. And then, A HUGEASS FLOCK OF BIRDS JUST ERUPTED FROM THE SPIKY GRASS. Wow their camouflage is crazy. Samuel randomly chucked his trowel into the eruption, and it wizzed past a million birds, but no hit D: then we realised that ROBERTS was skulking around, so we had to be more careful. So we went to our plots and pretended to water and hoe, when we found a whole patch of the puffy dandelion blowing thingos. Heeheee we plucked them ALL and scattered the seeds ALL OVER T's plot. Bahahah we are evil. Then we set off to behind the orchard, out of roberts's sight, and we found two spiky birds perched on a branch. Once again, we crept up to them and attacked, and this time the trowel went IN BETWEEN the two birds. LITERALLY SKIMMED THEM. OMFG SO CLOSE. Very disappointed today, because all we could find were the small perceptive birds that we couldnt even get within 10 metres of D: so we made this hierarchy of rank of bird kills:

1. GODLY BIRDHUNTER - kill a swallow (flying around on the oval)

2. ULTIMATE BIRDHUNTER - kill a crow

3. LEGENDARY BIRDHUNTER -kill a magpie

4. EPIC BIRDHUNTER - kill a butterfly by throwing hand trowel at it within a reasonable distance

5. EXPERIENCED BIRDHUNTER - kill a spiky bird

6. MINOR BIRDHUNTER - kill a myna bird (hahaha geddit?)

Well, we returned fruitless, or more like meatless, but once again, experienced and ready to kill.

DISCLAIMER: you all know we love animals. This is just our baboonish primitive instincts acting by themselves. Also, we will never kill any cute birds, like kookaburras or cockatoos.

Today in the morning in english, we had this sub who looked EXACTLY like a dude from friends. You know the one in barbados where ross gives his speech? And afterwards this gay guy comes up to him and starts hitting on him? HE WAS OUR ENGLISH SUB! Resemblance is uncanny. And also sounded strangely gay :D:D:D:D

Rkim