primitive hunting :)

Today me and samuel went bird hunting during recess in the ag plots. Yes, we are COOOL :D it all began when I chucked a stick at a magpie near our bags, and nearly got it, which motivated us to hunt it down :D armed with pointy sticks conveniently in the agriculture fireplace, we ambushed the bird, which was in a tree... I randomly chucked one of my spears into the tree, and we heard a huge THUMP followed by a bloody SQUEAL and the bird flew away crying :D:D:D:D:D:D

We returned to the others, but saj and adrian were complaining that they were gonna go home hungry today because our hunt had failed. So we rearmed ourselves with spears and ambushed TWO magpies innocently pecking at the ground. Samuel crept up to the bird so sneakily, he got within a METRE of the bird, but then he got too excited and threw his spear thingo way off LOL. Then I threw my long raddish thing at the other magpie, which ALMOST HIT, bounced on the ground, split into two and ALMSOT HIT AGAIN!!! Omg very very near misses.

Then I found a long pipe thing on the ground, which was a convenient hurling object :D we were searching for our third targets, hoping to catch one this time. Found a hand trowel on the ground, so I was armed with my pipe and the trowel :D Me and samuel went searching for birds all around the farm area, but we couldnt find any more magpies D: just when we were about to give up, we walked back to the bag area, when A MAGPIE LANDED IN FRONT OF US. Wow talk about excellent timing. Being the godly speedster that I am, I instinctively threw my pipe at it, but it hit the fence, and magpie flew away, but I threw my trowel again when it was in mid flight, and it went SPINNING RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE BIRD. OMG it was like 5 CM OFF THE BIRD'S BELLY.

Encouraged by our near misses, we recovered the trowel and set off for a fourth target lololol but then this old guy who lived near the school was watching on his back porch, and it turns out he saw our entire hunt D: and he yelled LEAVE THE BIRRRDS ALOOONNEE. ROFLROFLMAO we bailed the hell out of there, and returned birdless but experienced in the sport of BIRD HUNTING.

From now on, every Wednesday A recess is bird hunting day :D:D YAYAYAYAYAY

Near the end of ag, had to pick up TEN FRKKEN PIECES OF RUBBISH because YUN LITTERED MY JUICEBOX AND PRONGER THOUGHT IT WAS MINE. BAH HUMBUG :P

In other news, today crystals DETENTION VIGINITY WAS TAKEN BY MR PRONGER. FIRST DETENTION. EVER. LOLOLOL CONGRATULATIONSSSS

Tried out for soccer 15s. I think all year 10's in the team last year will get into As :D

Went to buy drinks for people using crystals money :) when I got back, found that crystal had stacked it on the ground and owned her elbow while chasing kiran LMAOOO so being the *ahem* fatherly figure that I am, took her to sports staffroom and got her alcohol wipe and a bandaid :D apparently the alcohol stung, so I jokingly asked driscoll if she got a lollipop for being so brave LOL and HE JUST PULLED ONE OUT OF NOWHERE AND GAVE US ONE :D:D but it was one of those lollipops with paper sticks. I hate those - the paper peels off and mixes with the lolly and it tastes very bad D:D:

Xcountry AND german test tomorrow D:D: must revise german notes while walking 4km :) heheh have fun all you old people doing 6km :D:D:D

Rkim