how to be asian with professor kim

Lesson Two: Home Brand... is still a brand
Good morning students. It is time for lesson two of 'how to be asian with professor kim.' Let's dive straight into the main point of the lesson: you don't always have to buy brand name products. The only brand you should be buying from the supermarket is HOME BRAND (if you want to save money). Home Brand is still a great brand! It makes everything from chocolate biscuits to plastic bags to insecticides...

Now, if you are not worried too much about your chocolate biscuits having insecticide or plastic on them, Home Brand is the choice for you! Home Brand products are on average 10-20% cheaper than actual brand products. Take arnott's tim tams for example. They cost $2 per pack on special. On the other hand, home brand chocolate biscuits that look EXACTLY like tim tams are only $1.49 maximum. That's a saving of FIFTY CENTS! omfg that is a cheapskate's jizzland. Couple this with what you learned in lesson one, and buy three packs 8D and you save $1.55! air jizz. Assuming you buy three packs of biscuits a week, that is a total saving of $80.60! For all you GAYS out there, imagine how many battle funds that is!

All kidding aside, i think Home Brand is the greatest brand in the world. Seriously, it makes everything, and the products are just as effective as any other brand. I think that home brand should expand its markets even FURTHER, moving away from the supermarkets and making super cheap electronics for asian families. Imagine if everything in your house was from Home Brand... everything would be so cheap, and yet so effective *drool* It would literally be like, 'Welcome to our Home... brand."

-Rkim